You’ve seen the zombie ant memes. Now meet the real Cordyceps militaris—the fungus that doesn’t just possess its prey but reprograms their genetic destiny. With cross-kingdom RNA transfer theories and CRISPR-level potential, this mushroom might be more bioengineer than killer. And with the militaris vs. sinensis breeding war heating up in labs worldwide, the spore drama is real. Step into the lab-grown wild and find out why some scientists think Cordyceps might hack us next.