Are mushrooms thinking? Not like Siri—but maybe smarter. Fungi don’t do TikTok dances, but they do make decentralized decisions, communicate chemically, optimize complex environments, and possibly even remember things. While humanity worships the rise of artificial intelligence, the Grand Cosmic Mycelial Network just laughs quietly beneath your feet. In this mind-melting Myco-Article, we compare silicon brains to spore logic and ask: who’s really running the show?